Republican People's Party
Cukka, Hayta, Pragma!
Unfortunately, the Paramerkez building has been shaped by the pragmatic logic of real estate developers and know-it-all politicians and is now teetering, having been severed from its historical trajectory!
He farts in the dark and thinks the sound is a bomb! Not a single soul asks, “How are we going to take power?”
A smart-aleck lawmaker is sharing a poll as if it were a certificate of pride, citing the party’s lead in the polls—but he doesn’t even know how to read the poll! The combined total of the parties in the People’s Alliance exceeds 50+1!
No one is asking, “Who are you going to get votes from?”! How are you going to get them? No one knows!
Who are the people attending these staged rallies, and what’s their average age? No one’s looking into it! How long will this saga go on, with people just repeating the same things over and over like parrots?
No appeal to the spirit of the right-wing base! Insults against the İYİ Party’s base are rampant, and if you mention DEM, it’s a member of the People’s Alliance… Hey, you blessed one, who’s going to vote for you?
For God’s sake, what are you eating and drinking? The only thing guaranteed for those who line their pockets is a seat in parliament! If that’s what you mean by “power,” fine! But becoming President is forbidden for you!
We’re almost in the Guinness Book of World Records! One synod after another… The sexton can’t get out of the baptismal font! The priest is worn out from hearing confessions… Neither water nor a priest is enough for all this filth!
Baptism at birth is enough—who’s ever heard of taking a baptismal bath every other day? Even Hindus only enter the sacred Ganges River once a year to purify themselves! So if you were a Hindu, that would mean the Ganges River would get polluted!
There are so many people who take everything the wrong way! Mr. Kılıçdaroğlu says ‘arın,’ but the crowd hears ‘Arınç’! “Arın”—meaning “clear your name”—says the veteran leader…
You can’t have a wedding if you’re the only one playing the music and dancing! There’s no marriage officiant, no set wedding date, the groom’s locked up, and the bride’s nowhere to be found!
The Beyzadeler are caught up in wedding preparations… Don’t you see, there’s a man out there who has his eye on the bride!
You’re the son-in-law locked up inside—are you out of your mind? You’ve lost everything, and now you’ve even lost the bulgur you had left!
My final word to the masses who are fooled by appearances!
First of all, the question is: Who will vote for us?
Even in the midst of this crisis, if the AKP is still hovering around 35% in the polls, how are we going to win this election? Does that even make sense? Is it even possible for the Supreme Election Council to approve İmamoğlu’s presidential candidacy with all these allegations and final court rulings? Are you living on another planet, my friend!
A little common sense, a little questioning, a little skepticism! Lift the veils of blindness and see the truth! A tear is bigger than a patch! This fabric won’t hold a stitch! There’s no use in a tailor who, instead of using sturdy, pristine fabric, tries to sew a dress out of patched-up scraps!
Everyone, get a grip!