{"id":285977,"date":"2026-05-17T06:36:26","date_gmt":"2026-05-17T06:36:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/?p=285977"},"modified":"2026-05-17T06:36:26","modified_gmt":"2026-05-17T06:36:26","slug":"cakallarin-degisim-masali-halusinasyon-siyaseti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/cakallarin-degisim-masali-halusinasyon-siyaseti\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jackals' Tale of Change... The Politics of Hallucination"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>S\u00fcsl\u00fc \u00e7akallar, artistik g\u00f6r\u00fcnt\u00fcleriyle ya\u015fl\u0131 arsl\u00e2n diklenir her dem. Ormandaki canl\u0131lar bilir ki, s\u00fcs ve imaj bir yere kadard\u0131r ve zor oyunu bozar. O sebeple hi\u00e7bir zaman ve hi\u00e7bir \u015fekilde tilkiler ne denli kurnaz, \u00e7akallar ne denli artist olsa kral olamaz!<\/p>\n<p>Ne var ki, ormandaki hayvanlardan bile ders almayan bir s\u00fcr\u00fc insano\u011flu!<\/p>\n<p>Bug\u00fcn CHP\u2019de de\u011fi\u015fim safsatas\u0131 ile partinin teslim edildi\u011fi ki\u015filerin elinde oyuncak oldu herkes ve gen\u00e7, yak\u0131\u015f\u0131kl\u0131, dinamik diye diye kilometreler kat eden arslan\u0131 be\u011fenmedi, 48 puan alan koca kurdu han\u00e7erleyenler , 38 puan ile 50+1 sevdas\u0131nda hal\u00fcsinasyon g\u00f6rmeye devam ediyor.<\/p>\n<p>Bir ki\u015fiyi ele\u015ftirmek i\u00e7in onun ba\u015far\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 yakalayamazsan bile yak\u0131n\u0131na yakla\u015fman laz\u0131m behey gafil! Yeniyetmelerin \u00e7akal oldu\u011fu belliydi ama kral yapmana l\u00fczum yoktu!<\/p>\n<p>\u00c7oluk \u00e7ocu\u011fun elinde \u00e7\u0131t\u0131r p\u0131t\u0131r, elde mantar tabanca, kovboyculuk oynuyor. K\u0131z\u0131lderili av\u0131na \u00e7\u0131kan Yanki\u2019nin beyaz perdedeki senaryosu ger\u00e7e\u011fe dayan\u0131yor \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>Troll ordular\u0131 ile d\u00fcnya fethedemezsin, sahada belli olur hakikat ve d\u00fcne kadar sana oy verenler (DEM) kar\u015f\u0131 mahalleye ge\u00e7mi\u015f, \u0130Y\u0130 taban k\u00fcst\u00fcr\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f, Mansur Yava\u015f ba\u015fta olmak \u00fczere sa\u011f kesime hitap edenler bilin\u00e7alt\u0131 aforoza u\u011frat\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ve en \u00f6nemlisi y\u0131llar\u0131n birikimi HAL\u0130L \u0130BRAH\u0130M SOFRASI da\u011f\u0131t\u0131lm\u0131\u015f, miras t\u00fcketilirken miras devreden horlanm\u0131\u015f ve b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 miras\u0131 yerle bir edenlere sesini y\u00fckseltince \u00e2deta \u201cne \u00f6lmezsin\u201d t\u00fcr\u00fc sayg\u0131s\u0131zl\u0131k yap\u0131lm\u0131\u015f ve en sonunda parti u\u00e7kur ile kasa aras\u0131nda medcezirlere sahne olmu\u015f!<\/p>\n<p>Bu mu de\u011fi\u015fim? Bu mu sosyal demokrasi? Bu mu solculuk?<br \/>\nHepsini ge\u00e7tim bu mu insanl\u0131k?<\/p>\n<p>Kar\u015f\u0131 mahallenin b\u00fct\u00fcn kusurlar\u0131n\u0131 bilfiil kendi yap\u0131p utanmaz bir aymazl\u0131kla pi\u015fkin pi\u015fkin arz\u0131 endam etmeler mi iktidara ta\u015f\u0131yacak partiyi?<\/p>\n<p>Mezarl\u0131k ba\u015f\u0131nda rak\u0131 i\u00e7erek mi Be\u015ftepe\u2019ye \u00e7\u0131kacak CHP aday\u0131 (kuvvetle muhtemel \u00d6zg\u00fcr \u00d6zel)!<\/p>\n<p>Buna inanan varsa \u015fa\u015far\u0131m akl\u0131na, cidden sa\u011f\u0131n koyunlu\u011funa al\u0131\u015fm\u0131\u015ft\u0131k ama sol da koyunmu\u015f me\u011fer, sayenizde anlad\u0131k!<\/p>\n<p>Ayn\u0131 isen fark\u0131n yoksa herkes kendi ko\u00e7una s\u00fcr\u00fc olur, hele ki mezarl\u0131k alemcilerine zamparalara, parag\u00f6zlere g\u00f6z g\u00f6re g\u00f6re kimse oy vermez.<\/p>\n<p>Kendi taban\u0131n\u0131 mobilize etmen de bir noktada i\u015fe yaramaz gafil! N\u00fcfusun yok, oyun yok \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc! \u00dclkenin sol oy y\u00fczdesi otuz ile otuz be\u015f aras\u0131nda \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n!<\/p>\n<p>Oyun yok ama oyunun \u00e7ok! Boyuna g\u00f6re dilin k\u0131rk kula\u00e7! Laf ile peynir gemisi y\u00fcr\u00fcmez, peynir gemilerinin has yolcusu fareler olur ve onlar da gemi batmaya ba\u015flamadan ka\u00e7ar!<\/p>\n<p>Peynir t\u00fckenince geminin batmas\u0131n\u0131 beklemez fareler!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bu mu de\u011fi\u015fim? Bu mu sosyal demokrasi? Bu mu solculuk?<br \/>\nHepsini ge\u00e7tim bu mu insanl\u0131k?<\/p>","protected":false},"author":15,"featured_media":285978,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[286],"tags":[289],"class_list":{"0":"post-285977","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-yazarlar","8":"tag-manset"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/15"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=285977"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":285979,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285977\/revisions\/285979"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/285978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=285977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=285977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/halkweb.com.tr\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=285977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}